Our Favorite Jokes...

What has eighteen legs and catches flies?

A baseball team.

-Patrick & Matthew


Why do some witches turn green while flying on their broomsticks?

They get potion sickness.

-Mireilla


Why was the baby ghost crying?

He fell and got a boo-boo.

-Jonah


Tell me now, what is it that is over your head and under your hat?

Your hair!

-Ariana


Why did the silly ask his mother to sit on the steps?

He wanted a step-mother.

-Hailey


What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

-Keianna


What lobster has one eye?

Cy-claws!

-Zachary


What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

-Maria


Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

He wanted to make up for a bad summer.

-Gabby


Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the stadium?

He wanted to tie the game.

-Anna


What do ghosts eat for dessert?

I scream and booberry pie.

-Kya


If you had to give all your possessions away what single item would you say is the easiest thing to part with?

A comb.

-Kristin


Why is a dog so hot in the summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

-Christopher



What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

-Ms. Prine